Thursday, September 29, 2011

Fascist drug dogs come to Madison Schools

Just in case you thought teenagers needed an extra dose of insecurity in their lives, vicious German shepherds, courtesy of the Madison Police Department, are being brought into Madison schools to scare the crap out of the little punks. The school board has authorized drug sweeps for any schools in which the principal believes the kids are a little too dazed and confused.

On a brighter note, if you haven't signed up for the WTDY tailgate for the Nebraska game, you've only got a day left! Text "tailgate" to 60193 and enjoy unlimited free beer and food on Regent St from 5-7 p.m. this Saturday with all of us from the station.

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