What makes you a terrorist?

Cowards in the U.S. Senate have voted to deny basic constitutional rights to any American citizen deemed a "terrorist suspect." The list of yellow-bellied Orwellians includes both of the Wisconsin senators, Herb Kohl and Ron Johnson.

If we've decided to violate the 14th and 6th amendments of the Constitution in the name of fighting terrorism, we should at least know what the definition of "terrorism" is. Does it include hating America? Passing gas? The listeners chime in with some crucial insight.